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Cherry Blythe @PikeyPaige

Age 32, Female

Writer/Musician

Los Angeles

Joined on 10/14/20

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Too Tall a Tale


Two modest puffs

Of the good stuff

Cuz life on blue earth

Is oh so rough


They don’t really care

They’re mostly unaware

And there ain’t no winner 

In a game of truth or dare


Guy’s Dancing for himself 

In front of a subway mirror 

He spit-shined the surface 

But that don't make things clear


When I grew up, teacher said:

“Always look both ways.

Don’t ever talk to strangers”

I miss them good ole’ days


Cold and all alone

With only an Obama phone

In the snow, he sees his breath

But the crystals will be his death


Now it’s for certain 

Bigfoot is real

We all know the government

And the devil been making deals


I want sleep without dreams

To fly without wings

To board up the windows

With driftwood and zinc


I want Casual dining 

And a New York fling 

While on my tippy toes

The water ain’t that deep


Not abandoned

Just ran far away

Not born again or saved

Doc, it all began 

Around 6th or 7th grade


I don’t make eye contact with strangers 

I know better than that

No curtsy, bow or fist-bump

No tipping of a hat


So much of this world’s unknown 

But I can tell you this 

When you think you’re all grownup 

You’re still a little kid


Blasphemously fortunate 

Piously under paid

No way they built the pyramids

With just tens of thousands of slaves


Multiple personalities 

Who will we be today?

We're all Missing something 

Only found within a grave


Cold cut like a hoagie

Got a new electric stogie 

It’s far too tall a tale

That this life has unveiled 


Too tall a tale…