Suddenly my life has become a bad country song. My car wont start. My bike has a flat tire. My bank accounts overdrawn. I had to get rid of my poor dog. In my head. There’s a bad country song. I get out of bed, I’m living in a bad country song. My dad offered his help but his wife’s a bitch my mother lost her mind. My brothers can’t be bothered they’re looking down on me. I got $4.39 to my name. In my head. There’s a bad country song. I get out of bed. I’m living in a bad country song. I just want to sing the blues. Man I’m so sick of hearing this tune. Its stuck in my head and I’ll be whistling and tapping my foot i just keep on listening. It’s in my head. Lifes a bad country song. I get out of bed. Living in a bad country song.