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Posted by PikeyPaige - August 19th, 2024


Knock, knock, neighbor


Can you spare me some love?


I’m bound in a salted pinch until a clump of money comes in


It's that green dot atop the horizon yonder that you can spot if you hold your breath and squint


You see?


I just need a cup


She put on a good wig for walking around in, aimless, unshaded, down the road to Benson, she went, from Fort Huachuca


Overhead, the cayenne sun was beating a scorched polyrhythmic mirage, she didn’t bother with her Dollar Tree makeup or the storied-facade that for the world and under duress, (gun-point even) she made up, and she put a whole bag of the stuff on her EBT card


And I teeter now on my years spent but I have shed them all, like thinned-out whisks of hair that, to the tune of my days, time plucked out and that I kicked about for who cares how long? Point is, I am now ready to long-last sweep them out the door and then move away from this bent, seafoam-teal duplex that I now condemn myself, and for much more than it's chipping leaded paint and it's asbestos-laden haze and it's staircase to nowhere


I spent long enough contorting at the cusp of a border that, to appease all but myself, I - with accomplices plenty - simply made up


Years that I would talk myself back from the lofty ledge of taking action, in a cycle of getting high and then shrinking at my bed-wetting fear of heights


Years drowned by saliva


The only solution is action, but action is a lousy hypothesis


I’ve finally outsmarted my addictions at least


What else?


Wishes and Curses and their embroidery on a letterman jacket of gold; heavy, expensive and sentimentally valuable can warm a body but not a soul and therefore just makes you heavy and even a fucking sneeze, is something you ought pardon, (and please pardon me also) so for us to interface with the world and each other with anything but love and grace for each other is…


Hmm. What else?


I have a moat and you have no castle


And I’m as intimately inside my city as her homeless are but in a less sexy way


I’m not what I sound like - like the word “rampart”


The way to spell “hi” now, is an eggplant emoji and a drooling smiley emoji and if you add a peach emoji and it spells "wya" and I just found out that people say “emoji” instead of “emojis” because it’s like deer or geese and the guy who I overheard say it on TV said it like we all should know that


This is why education is so important


I keep missing out on shit


If he had said the word “Celeb” I would have… done nothing


You don’t say


You don’t ask


You don’t write


You don’t call


What else you don’t?


No, you don’t do that either


Earths maiden name is “purgatory” And there’s a spell you can recite and with arms up high like on a roller-coaster ride, you say it three times and then you get gaked by something bloody that watermelon-bursts, like from a squib busting on the set of a George a Romero flick with what's his name... I'm not going to look it up


Fuck! Tom Savini


I fuckin' googled it


That reminds me of the time that I couldn't remember Gary Numan's name and it it really bothered me but even now, recalling this, I forgot his name again and had to look it up


I am less concerned this time though because I remember now, that last time, it dawned on me that who gives a shit about Gary Numan?


What else?


My friends won’t believe this because I don’t have any friends but I swear the thing works wonders; you just press this button and then you wonder how it works


It’s my birthday year and I’m a sunless-kind of phase of middle age; paled in Navy-blue Ben Sherman slacks that I cannot overstate are undersized and thus high waters, I escape, but you, you’re like me at your age and You’ve tailored your clothes to your crookedness and


A Persian lady who is all Dance, In her sparkly Hollywood vacation boots, I pass and two little black kids have their shirts off and dance while a hobo busks with a nylon string guitar and seeing all this, when I made it to my doctors appointment, I was very chipper but after ten minutes with my doctor, she paused and got serious and said “Are you feeling okay?”


It’s already a bummer when someone asks you that when you’re in a great mood, but having your doctor ask it is super weak


What else?


Guess that's it unless you got anything?


Posted by PikeyPaige - August 1st, 2024


I used to slap my money on getting off again - a bet that was safe and ribbed for her pleasure then


But alas, my bills turned blue and rank and eventually, even a hooker would have told me to get to work and the fruit flies would reiterate it but I was too busy doing pink cocaine with a swarthy-looking and mustachioed dude - a dude whom was full of it and of face tattoos - that carried around a wrecking ball just in case, that he limply swung at my closet door mirror one time, and he wore shades indoors and raved on about how love is God and that he was chosen


Another guy with a cyanide molar said he’d fix my bike, but last time he came by, he slipped in like the wind that blows guilefully behind your standard cat-burgler or K.G.B spy


Invariably, lies were all he ever brought - lies and sometimes a grape-flavored Backwoods-brand blunt, and a pack of Montego reds


Ever discreet, his gimbled words would remotely encrypt to the point where he had to use the vocoder microphone on my Korg MicroSynth to articulate anything at all


Messages all in invisible ink that only pawnbrokers can read


Messages that - like I then - would self-destruct


He had Google Glass eyes that looked down and around a lot, anywhere but my eyes - a shadow-man that not even the Neighborhood Watch could make, spot or define


We would communicate in Cesar-cypher or Morse code that we would blink to each other


It was either that or we might, with 5-inch voices, whisper into paper Dixie cups that were attached to sneaker strings but then he let go of my libido and something snapped and from the high and windy precipice of a vined brick-building, girders swung back and I would attribute this to his bumper-lane vocabulary and his sense of humor that was like a weak chin...It’s there but that’s about all


The only thing to do was to click heels and saddle a Greco-Roman candle, then let the bottle kick rockets quick, up to the firmament, and let it do its mooning thither in the Chinese side of space


Now is as good a moment as any to say…


No


I don’t want that


Any of it


But I do want to state:


“Pitch of morning's tumbling high-hell, my greetings are now goodbyes to thee


My welcomes to thou farewell”


I beheld and felt so many things, and shopped around for the right mirror with the right feel to it - one where I would approve of what I might see therein


One with a kickstand and holographic grip-tape


I know what I want and I know what I don't want, but in regards to what I am...


So far I've only chosen what I am not


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Posted by PikeyPaige - July 14th, 2024


Hey NG. I put together a playlist of 30-some-odd songs that you the listener have enjoyed over the years.


I appreciate everyone here and thank you!



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Posted by PikeyPaige - June 15th, 2024



Posted by PikeyPaige - April 28th, 2024


Hey everyone. My new album "South Together" Is up on my website and I'm doing a limited time run of free downloads before distribution.


Here's the link: https://www.pikeypaige.com/southtogether


Thanks for listening.


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Posted by PikeyPaige - March 4th, 2024


Hey friends. My project "The Crow & The Cat" have a new single out called "South Together."


I was hoping for feedback here as NG folks have always given the most constructive feedback to me and because of this, I've come leaps and bounds as an artist.


Thanks!



Posted by PikeyPaige - February 27th, 2024


I just want to thank anyone who has listened to the songs; has commented or interacted with me here.

Especially Tom.

This has been a really nice outlet for me and i am honored and humbled by your good graces.


I truly believe that the NG medium is really good for creating and in short...


Thanks to everyone here.


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Posted by PikeyPaige - January 6th, 2024


I just want to say that we are here today because Tom really cares about this site. He’s kept things OG and cool. He’s looked out for the little guy and is calm and compassionate. Tom has given us a platform that we remember as kids this early internet thing.

I want to… and I want us all to say “hey… thanks Tom”


count of 3


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Posted by PikeyPaige - December 20th, 2023


Hey everyone.


I’m doing Twitch now.


https://twitch.tv/twasbrilligandpaige


I do ASMR stuff and it’s pretty funny with my overdubs on COD Mobile matches.


I also plan on playing newgrounds flash games on my stream regularly.


If anyone wants to play with me my COD name is “twasbrilligand”


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Posted by PikeyPaige - October 10th, 2023


Hey neckbeards.


I am a novelist who hasn't made it yet because I haven't died in obscurity so far.


I have a six-book series called "The Invisible Escalator" that has the depth of world-building of Starwars and the Marvel Universe but doesn't suck as much ass.


To somebody who animates good...


Lets get rich and make the world a shittier place.