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Posted by PikeyPaige - March 14th, 2023


The Little Seed


   Betty June loved all her flowers with all her heart and that love did not stop at the seeds. She knew that each one of the seeds had a special gift stored inside and she was overjoyed to see the gifts they gave each time one would grow.


   In Betty's flower shop, it was considered cruel to keep seeds within pouches to sell to the customers. Instead, they were contained within clear jars, so they may gaze in wonder about 

the flower shop at all the plants that used to be little seeds just like they were. 


    Jeb was especially eager to grow as soon as possible. As far back as he could remember, he 

had always desired to become a rose. He was not like most other seeds in the jar who had not figured out what they wanted to become yet. Jeb wondered how the other seeds could have any doubt about what they should become in adulthood. Roses were beautiful and cherished as gifts of affection from lover to lover. They also had thorns which could prick those who we’re 

not delicate enough and do not appreciate their beauty. The goal for Jeb was to be chosen as a flower that will be gifted to someone to show affection. Jeb considered that life would be easy for him, seeing as he already had the answers to his future, or at least an idea of what he will become.


    One day a man came to Debbie’s shop and purchased a handful of seeds from Jeb’s jar. Jeb was one of the lucky ones to get picked. He squealed with joy the entire ride to his new home where he would turn into a beautiful Rose.


 Jeb was given his own pot with rich soil. The other seeds from Jeb’s jar were in the garden too; 

each having their own pot to grow in.


  Jeb joined the conversation his neighbors were having around him and soon found himself 

bragging about how quickly he would turn into the most wonderful shade of red they had ever seen. 


One neighbor expressed that he could not understand why Jeb wanted to be a rose so bad.


Another seed told Jeb that he doubted that anyone of them would turn into a rose at all, nor 

did they want to. They went on to say that it would be embarrassing having to deal with all the attention that roses generate.


  A few weeks passed and one morning Jeb noticed that nearly all the other pots in the garden 

had budded. Little green leaves could be seen on the tops of all the pots surrounding Jeb. This 

worried him deeply. Why had he not started to grow yet? He was exhausted from trying so 

hard to grow each day. He would stay up at night later than the others and stare at the moon, hoping it would help him grow.


   A few months passed and now it was clear to Jeb that the other seeds were turning into 

blackberry bushes. Every one of them had begun to produce their first berries. 


 Jeb was not a berry bush. He knew that. How could he possibly become something that did not even have a flower? Sure, they had thorns like roses, and that was sort-of appealing to Jeb, but 


it was simply not what he wanted to be all in all.


 A year passed and Jeb had not grown into anything.


     He hadn’t given up on becoming a rose and knew he never would. This thought scared him. If all he wanted to become was something that he could not be, then would he turn out to be nothing at all? He would even settle for becoming a blackberry bush. They were not adored 


such as roses and no lover would ever give one as a gift, but they sort of looked like Roses and at this point it was about survival for Jeb. 


  Jeb pictured all the other flowers besides Rose’s that he used to see at the flower shop. He tried with all his will to grow into a morning glory for a few days and then after that decided that he was to flower into a daffodil; that phase lasted for a few weeks. He even tried to talk to the bushes about his new identities as various flowers and pretended to have as much enthusiasm about being a lilac as he had shared about becoming a rose. The bushes ignored the tiny sound coming from their former peer and around that time, most of the bushes had resolved to flat out ignore Jeb when he spoke. 


   The man who’s garden they lived in came out one day and picked the season’s wealth of berries from the bushes around Jeb and the bushes were all very pleased that their fruits were being so thoroughly enjoyed. 


  Finally, the man came out to the garden again one day and looked down into Jeb’s pot. He grabbed Jeb and placed him in a tiny jar and put the jar in his car. Jeb was nervous at first but 

soon ecstatic to be in Betty June's flower shop once again.


  The man complained to Betty that this seed had not grown into a bush. Debbie exchanged Jeb for another seed. Jeb could not return to the jar with the other seeds, he knew that. He was too old and didn’t grow. He was certain that he was to be thrown into the trash. 


   He gazed at the Roses that he grew up admiring within the flower shop and he wept. 


   Betty loved her seeds too much to just throw Jeb in the trash. She tried a few different 

mixtures of soil and exposed Jeb to different amounts of lights each day. Jeb sat in his new pot and thought to himself that Debbie was sure to give up trying to make him grow, but sure enough, suddenly Jeb began to sprout little green leaves. 


  Within a month, Jeb was a full-grown Marigold.


Betty said to herself that he was the most beautiful Marigold she had ever grown.


  A young man came into the shop shortly after Jeb had grown and asked for the most beautiful flower he could buy for his wife. Betty didn’t need any time to decide which one to send the man home with. The man agreed with Betty that Jeb was certainly the most beautiful flower he had ever seen.


Posted by PikeyPaige - October 29th, 2022


My face is still numb

From the last fight I won

I keep on keeping to myself


My 8 inch stilettos

 Traverse the ghettos

 still Not asking for it 


Your little mind 

Is a full on hate crime

And your tattoos are all cover up’s


You don’t hate the Jews 

But that chicks a dude 

And your bent out of shape about it


Do you fuck it or fight it?

I blame fucking Biden”

His compatriot says out loud


On the E line expo 

A Dude that works at BevMo

Politely tells the two off


As quick as a life 

A butterfly knife 

Like a back-pocket 

ballerina appears


From zero to ten 

The good Sumeritan 

Never made it to the b line red 


The thought doesn’t count 

When your thoughts all amount

To your entrails spilling out on the floor


Don’t be a trail blazer,

I bought a pink taser

And I’m used to all the 

tough love 


What doesn’t kill you 

eventually does


The real battle 

Is getting a handle 

On the burden of 

truth and love


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Posted by PikeyPaige - October 9th, 2021


Hi. Pikey Paige here. I just put out a studio album with my band called Merkin. Shove it in your earholes!



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Posted by PikeyPaige - July 21st, 2021


I am entranced by the shadow cast from the tattered quill of my pen as it dances beneath the low candle light

 The sun has yet to rise and I don’t know why I am up already.

Somewhere, the remains of a robin’s egg that was eaten by a blue jay is never thought of once by any sentient being.

 There’s a book on the coffee table on acting that features Tennessee Williams whom I’ ve never read, but am pretty sure that I’ve said I have read him before to someone…Pretty damn sure.

 Next to the book there’s this blackened mannequin head that holds a matted brown wig that I should have retired in April.

 There’s this copperish looking mold that is growing in the bottom of a half pint mason jar that I left under the kitchen sink. The jar stinks like an exotic French cheese and glistens with vermiculite that sort of looks like the fool’s gold grandpa and I found in the shallow parts of a manmade river just outside of Sacramento.

 Damn those little black clips that you use to keep potato chips fresh!

I stepped on one with the foot that’s been giving me problems and I looked foolish - like a religious zealot, walking across hot coals to prove to natives that the Christian God is better.

 Today, I put jasmine rice in an empty can of Café Bustelo to use as an ashtray, even though I’ve been out of cigarettes since Sunday. After that, I bought some dollar-store foundation that is made for black women and then an old friend gave me a carpet that you can’t vacuum.

 I’m wearing a blouse the size and color of a dinner napkin that you’d see in an old Italian restaurant just off the Las Vegas main drag - you know, the ones with the empty bottles of Chianti hanging from the ceiling and the pictures of people who were important when they weren’t dead.

 I’ve spent some time naming the children I will never have and picking out their star signs – Birth order. Etc.

 I finally chose a less than ideal HMO but forgot to mail the paperwork to the state before the deadline.

 I lost count of the hours I’ve spent dreading the 20 minutes worth of chores that life obligates me to today, and have resolved to put it off until tomorrow. Nothing stinks yet.

I guess all nightmares are dreams but not the other way around.


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Posted by PikeyPaige - June 17th, 2021


Hi everyone. Just wrote a new song. https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1044952


Looking for feedback.


Thanks!


Posted by PikeyPaige - June 3rd, 2021


Hey everyone. This is my second album called Pikey 2. https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/73789957ecaa28e18ee650674278735a


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Posted by PikeyPaige - May 15th, 2021


16 track self-titled album now available! This is my first official album as a solo artist. Please like and share. Thank you!


https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/ba0382a4e2b996ca7e0022f307bbfafa


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Posted by PikeyPaige - April 26th, 2021


Let me drive

I can handle All

That Comes our way

On Valentine’s day,

I got a date


Distilled eyes

From the bottom of the vat

He squints at me

Like a  dirty old rat

On Valentines day


All dressed up

Drunk on the pavement

I’m a bad example

Of a grown-up

There’s nothing I’ll derive from you

I think I fell in love

With this handsome streetlight, too

On Valentine's day


The whole house explodes

In the matter of a day

Just stick with me

And help me be clean


Tried you twice

I thought we had such fun

On Valentine's day

That was Yesterday,

It was a slice of heaven


Throwing up

Lovesick from picon punch

We had at Luis Basque

By the bus stop

There’s something about your attitude

The way that you’re ghosting me

I'm gonna join the PILB

Next Valentine’s Day


I remember now

 we listened to

Franky boy

 “Old blue eyes”

There were pink balloons

On the ballroom floor


I was dressed up

Drunk on the pavement

Such a bad example

Of a grown-up

There’s nothing I derived from you

I thought we  fell  in love

Now I’m hungover with the truth

About Valentines day


I remember now

 we listened to

Franky boy

 “Old blue eyes”

There were pink balloons

On the ballroom floor


On Valentine's day...


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Posted by PikeyPaige - April 23rd, 2021


Hey all. I wanted to say thanks to everyone who have listened to my songs so far.


My track Darlin' Sunshine has 3k+ listens so I decided to re-track the instrumentation and professionally master it.


I replaced the audio file for the existing project. I'm hoping that all three thousand of you revisit this final mix of my most popular song.


It's refreshing to submit content to a site that isn't trolled with bots and spam accounts. Every play I get here means so much to me and I appreciate the support!


Also, I encourage other artist to message me about collaborating on music. I am a producer and engineer and have my own indie label that so far has seven original artists on it. Sloan Roberts, one of the artists I produce who is based in West Hollywood, actually wrote the chords and the melody for the bridge part on "Darlin' Sunshine."


This is a website that I am working on for him if you would like to hear something I produced that isn't my own material or me performing it.


https://pikeypaigemusic.wixsite.com/sloanroberts


TY


- Pikey



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Posted by PikeyPaige - October 20th, 2020



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